CC: How do I annoy him?

Well I am the kind of wifey who love to annoy a husband lol!! The bad part is that my hubby is not easy to get annoyed. I have to do all my tactics and do some dramatic dialogue ala court drama pero parang deadma. Every time we go to a town where the church and my husbands kids live we passed his ex-wife house ^_^ I can only count in my fingers the time that I never annoyed him. So every time I start annoying him or bugging him asking him questions from about the past....like this...

Me...hon question!!
Hubby....(i think he knew what i am up to he don't answer he keeps quiet)
Me....(again) parang galit na (drama lang yan)....honnnn question!!
Hubby...(baka nga galit ako he says) okey go for it!
Me........okey here is my question!! Soooooo (pause pa yan sabay sulyap sa kanya) do you also go to church before?
Hubby...I can hardly remember.
Me......owssssssssss
Hubby...now I am telling you the truth and you don't believe me
Me........wellllll (taas nang kilay) I don't know if you will just keep it yah know??? (smile)
Hubby...have you ever had a toothache?
Me........(aba may figure speech pa, okey me I listen) YUP!! When I was a kid
Hubby...do you missed it?? do you want to remember it?
Me........nope, why?
Hubby...that's it!! I don't remember the past and that's the truth! I am so happy now!
Me.......(pumalakpak tainga ko) reallylllllllll (pa sweet ^_^)
Hubby... Yup!
Me....... So you don't go lovey dovey thing.
Hubby.. (eyes rolling) next time we are going to pass another road.
Then we both laugh!!

That's how I  annoy him specially, when I don't have nothing in mind hahahaha.

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